Axis of Asshole

In a stunning display of relevance, the Axis of Asshole salutes the reappearance of Americas Most Assey Asshole, Walter "asshole" cronkite. No, remarkably, he isn't dead, and yes, he is talking out his ass again.

We salute you, Mr Cronkite. Without you, we wouldn't know shit from shinola, and you, dear sir, are never rubbed on the top of boots, but collect on the bottom.

Not the Italian word for Preparation H, according to the local pharmacist. Imagine my surprise!

New initiatives to reduce border porosity will affect food harvests.
Where will we ever find enough migrant workers to pick dingleberries? Guess we'll have to pull some labor from the Cellulite mines.

Let's talk about breaking news -- the wheel.

Great invention or stupid gimmick?

We will let the internet's 70 biggest assholes decide.

And without the usual high-impact gyrations!

I just want to thank Ann Outhouse for inviting me to contribute!

For some reason I just feel at home here!

As in "I'm a speculum in the Axis of Asshole".

Or, given the latest cosmetic fad:


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All the breaking wind Pajamas Media news is RIGHT HERE, baby!

I thought we needed a theme song, so I took a minute and wrote one!

I'm already getting flack from the people at Dr. Pepper! Those ASSHOLES!

Here:

I'm an asshole and I'm proud!
I used to feel alone in a crowd!
But now you look around these days...and it seems there's a giant asshole craze!

I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole!
If you knock PJ Media, you're an asshole too!
Us assholes are an interesting breed!
To be an asshole is what we need!
Ask any asshole and he'll say, "Only an asshole squeaks that way!"

I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?

Be an asshole! Axis of asshole!
Be an asshole! Axis of asshole!

On that note, this would be a fine time to open up comments and have a ButtJam™.
The topic to discuss:

"What is the Axis of Asshole?"

We don't have the coding capabilities to do a real ButtJam™ with byline photos, but we feel that doing first and figuring out later is in the true spirit of Pajamas Media.

Thought I'd make my own little contribution!

Download it and put it on your site!

Dennis the Peasant has some logos up for your consideration. There's no rush to choose one...we have months to decide. Afterall, we just launched a week ago. Pajamas Media hasn't even figured out their business plan more than a month after their own launch. I just left a voicemail for Aubrey Chernick...so our 7 million dollar check should be arriving any time now.

Patience people...