Monday, January 16, 2006

 

Axis salutes America's Premier Assholes!

In a stunning display of relevance, the Axis of Asshole salutes the reappearance of Americas Most Assey Asshole, Walter "asshole" cronkite. No, remarkably, he isn't dead, and yes, he is talking out his ass again.

We salute you, Mr Cronkite. Without you, we wouldn't know shit from shinola, and you, dear sir, are never rubbed on the top of boots, but collect on the bottom.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

 

Inuendo

Not the Italian word for Preparation H, according to the local pharmacist. Imagine my surprise!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

 

New developments around the Axis of Asshole

New initiatives to reduce border porosity will affect food harvests.
Where will we ever find enough migrant workers to pick dingleberries? Guess we'll have to pull some labor from the Cellulite mines.

Friday, December 30, 2005

 

New Axis of Asshole ButtJam™

Let's talk about breaking news -- the wheel.

Great invention or stupid gimmick?

We will let the internet's 70 biggest assholes decide.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

 

New spin on the Axis!

And without the usual high-impact gyrations!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

 

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

I just want to thank Ann Outhouse for inviting me to contribute!

For some reason I just feel at home here!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

 

More Axis of Asshole Logo Ideas

pajamas media
As in "I'm a speculum in the Axis of Asshole".

Or, given the latest cosmetic fad:
pajamas media

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Anthem of Asshole

I thought we needed a theme song, so I took a minute and wrote one!

I'm already getting flack from the people at Dr. Pepper! Those ASSHOLES!

Here:

I'm an asshole and I'm proud!
I used to feel alone in a crowd!
But now you look around these days...and it seems there's a giant asshole craze!

I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole!
If you knock PJ Media, you're an asshole too!
Us assholes are an interesting breed!
To be an asshole is what we need!
Ask any asshole and he'll say, "Only an asshole squeaks that way!"

I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, she's an asshole, we're an asshole,
wouldn't you like to be an asshole too?

Be an asshole! Axis of asshole!
Be an asshole! Axis of asshole!

 

AoA's first ButtJam™

On that note, this would be a fine time to open up comments and have a ButtJam™.
The topic to discuss:

"What is the Axis of Asshole?"

We don't have the coding capabilities to do a real ButtJam™ with byline photos, but we feel that doing first and figuring out later is in the true spirit of Pajamas Media.

 

My Logo Idea. Which is Mine

Thought I'd make my own little contribution!




Download it and put it on your site!


 

Axis of Asshole logos

Dennis the Peasant has some logos up for your consideration. There's no rush to choose one...we have months to decide. Afterall, we just launched a week ago. Pajamas Media hasn't even figured out their business plan more than a month after their own launch. I just left a voicemail for Aubrey Chernick...so our 7 million dollar check should be arriving any time now.

Patience people...

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